Monday, May 1, 2017
A while back, I was unsure if Betty was actually a Betty or a Barney. If you recall the Barbie, Betty/Barney incident, Barbie bared no baby bunnies, so the situation has become even more debatable. In an effort to rectify this identity crisis, I determined the benefits of the probable outcome exceeded the possible risks. So this afternoon, I put Betty/Barney in Bucky's cage. A few minutes later, Bucky was d-d-d-d-d-d-doing his business, not once, not twice, but three times he delivered the goods, falling over on his side after each time. So if Barney is actually a Betty, on June 1, we should see a preponderance of evidence and end this identity crisis.